1. ultra-overdosin:

    livelawless:

    lnvocation:

    My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

    Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

    Smooth as fuck

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  2. hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

    hobopoppins:

    manaphy:

    wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

    OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.

    I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.

    So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”

    I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.

    And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

    (via neiasaid)

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  3. ex0rdiium:

fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.

holy shit that’s insane

    ex0rdiium:

    fosteringmeyer:

    Taken with my iPhone.

    holy shit that’s insane

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  4. gnarly:

    circumcising:

    what did people even wear in 2008

    apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

    (via lifeistoo--short)

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  5. imjustbeachy:

Let Me Be on We Heart It.

    imjustbeachy:

    Let Me Be on We Heart It.

    (via lifeistoo--short)

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  8. #Repost

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  10. worthlesstradingcards:

1991 Score NFLTim Brown#14
Tim Brown is one of the best wide receivers and most overlooked great players of his generation. From 1993-2002, he had at least 76 catches every season, with all but one over 80, and a league-best 104 in 1997 at age 31. He was a key contributor in Oakland through age 36, and even did some decent possession work one more year as a Raider, catching 52 passes for 567 yards at age 37 in 2003. He played a final year with the Buccaneers, because that’s what old organizational warriors do sometimes. He played 15 games, catching 24 passes for 200 yards.
In his final year at Notre Dame in 1987, Brown won the Heisman and the Walter Camp. All-time NFL ranks:
Receptions: 1,094 (5th)
Receiving Yards: 13,934 (6th)
Receiving TD: 100 (7th)
Punt Return: 326 (4th)
Punt Return Yards: 3,320 (5th)
Total TD: 105 (17th)

    worthlesstradingcards:

    1991 Score NFL
    Tim Brown
    #14

    Tim Brown is one of the best wide receivers and most overlooked great players of his generation. From 1993-2002, he had at least 76 catches every season, with all but one over 80, and a league-best 104 in 1997 at age 31. He was a key contributor in Oakland through age 36, and even did some decent possession work one more year as a Raider, catching 52 passes for 567 yards at age 37 in 2003. He played a final year with the Buccaneers, because that’s what old organizational warriors do sometimes. He played 15 games, catching 24 passes for 200 yards.

    In his final year at Notre Dame in 1987, Brown won the Heisman and the Walter Camp. All-time NFL ranks:

    • Receptions: 1,094 (5th)
    • Receiving Yards: 13,934 (6th)
    • Receiving TD: 100 (7th)
    • Punt Return: 326 (4th)
    • Punt Return Yards: 3,320 (5th)
    • Total TD: 105 (17th)

    (via commitmenttoexcellence)

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  11. kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

    kushandwizdom:

    Everything Love

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  12. if someone hurts you, stay the fuck away, no matter how hard it is, stay the fuck away
    – (via bruisedbbygirl)

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  13. maisonmartinmargielous:

    ppl falling down a flight of stairs is honestly the funniest thing because U CAN’T HELP THEM u have to wait until they reach the bottom and ur just WATCHING

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  14. Kuz You Know What It Is 
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    Kuz You Know What It Is
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  15. st3fan00:

Levels to this shit

    st3fan00:

    Levels to this shit

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